The Fiction of Owen Thomas

The Menagerie

Henry’s Interview Corner

— John Boehner

— Oprah Winfrey

— Higgs-Boson

— Twitter

— President Barack Obama

— Siri

— Dick Cheney and Justin Bieber

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

— Lance Armstrong

— Nick Longrich

— Al Jazeera

— Anthony’s Weiner

— The Fox

— Vladimir Putin

— David Slater

Dear Miss Tinkles

Agatha Glume's Haiku Scratching Post

— On Poetic Felinity

— On The Donald’s Head

— On Congress

— On Digital Armageddon

— On Reality Television

— On Torture

— On Zen Master’s Koan of Silence

— On What to Expectorate When You’re Expecting

— On What to Expect When You’re Expectorating

— On the Ticket

— On Hurricane Skeptics

— On Midnight Madness Sales

— On It Making You Go Blind

— On NBC

Famous First Lines

— MOBY DICK, by Herman Melville

— 1984, by George Orwell

— PAUL CLIFFORD, by Edward George Bulwer-Lytton

— TOTAL RECALL: MY UNBELIEVABLY TRUE LIFE STORY, by Arnold Schwarzenegger

— CITY OF GLASS, by Paul Auster

— ATLAS SHRUGGED, by Ayn Rand

— THE GREAT GATSBY, by F. Scott Fitzgerald

— MIDDLE PASSAGE, by Charles Johnson

— FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY, by E.L. James

— THE INFERNO, by Dante Alighieri

— ALL IN: THE EDUCATION OF GENERAL DAVID H. PETRAEUS, by Paula Broadwell and Vernon Loeb

— THE LORDS OF DISCIPLINE, by Pat Conroy

— MANSFIELD PARK, by Jane Austin

— LADY CHATTERLY’S LOVER, by D.H. Lawrence

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* "Apologize: To lay the foundation for a future offense."
     ― Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

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